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  • WWW - World Wide Wait
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • Windows: Just another pane in the glass
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • Q. Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?
    A. The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding:
    "Do you know how fast you were going?" the police officer asks, incredulously.
    "No," replies Heisenberg, "but I know exactly where I am!"
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • Use The Best... Linux for Servers Mac for Graphics Palm for Mobility Windows for Solitaire
    Contributed By: Dhiwin
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  • I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • Q. What would a Geek say when he dies and meets God?
    A. 1st question - God! Why did you delete me from earth?
         2nd question - Can I meet my links ancestors)?
       
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • I'm root. If you see me laughing, you better have a backup!
    Contributed By: Bala
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  • God is real, unless declared integer
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • Firewall : Do you want to place a motion detector on port 80 ?
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • Q. What happens when Mr. Geek doesn't find his tie in the morning?
    A. He calls his wife from the kitchen and asks her to Google it.
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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  • Q: How can you tell if a geek is extroverted?
    A: He stares at your shoes
    Contributed By: TATA DOCOMO
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